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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
by The Hendonation July 6, 2020
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Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014
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Post Debate Traumatic Disorder

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.
People are overwhelming the telehealth support system after the recent debate, suffering from acute Post Debate Traumatic Disorder (PDTD)
by vetclinician October 23, 2020
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vicariously traumatized

When you didn’t go through a traumatic event first hand, but someone close to you did and they trauma dumped on you, so now you’re in fear of the same thing happening to you.

This relates to how unexpected outcomes require more tact to recover from than outcomes we prepare for.

This may or may not be related to the narcissist nature the brain is left in from an initial traumatic event- sort of like a ripple impact of trauma until one transmutes the cycle
Prom is a trap! Ever since I heard Cindy got dumped after giving up her v-card I’ll be waiting until marriage, I'm vicariously traumatized!
by sound recollection December 6, 2025
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traumatic havoc

a very kick ass band that plays mostly psychedelic/indie/funk music.
Carl: dude did you see traumatic havoc play last Friday?
Jimmy: nahh man i missed it, but im sure they were great
by proffesor C (cubed) March 9, 2010
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Post Traumatic BooBoo

When your a boss to an individual who has been named BooBoo, and you finally learn why the individual was named BooBoo and it is your problem now.
Are you ok? I think your suffering from Post Traumatic BooBoo. Did they fuck up again?
by The Myth the Man November 16, 2023
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