TP Runway

A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.

Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."

by Decarl February 28, 2011

sneaky tp

Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp

Man I pulled a sneaky tp on all my co-workers sneaky tp

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

TP Gangster

Commonly expressed by middle-upper class responsible citizens, refers to a being, who's best wish is to be socially accepted by our ghetto counterparts. It is a slanderish term used mostly for depicting exact characteristics of a person who was raised in a white trash environment full of jealousy for the fatherless African American race. Very closely related to the word "wigger," this reference is used by police and other law enforcement personnel when describing the perp involved in domestic abuse cases, and other random acts of violence.

"Yo man, that TP Gangster still has the New Era tag attached to his Atlanta hat."

by loydkrissmas September 02, 2009

cl4p-tp

A robot from the game borderlands

cl4p-tp, "hello minion"

by IshudSLAPuSiLlY August 11, 2013

TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

TP Backup

Something that is used to wipe the ass when conventional toilet paper is not available. Most often, the need for TP Backup is when the person pooping misjudges the amout of toilet available at the time. Hand towels, magazine pages and discarded tissue are often useful TP Backup.

When the toilet paper ran out, I realized that there was still more poop to clean off my ass. I looked around the bathroom and saw a Cabbage Patch Doll, I had to use it as TP Backup , or else i'd be in big trouble later.

by SweetBill December 07, 2005

Henny TP

When you do a pretty fucking shit TP that somehow works in Valorant

I just Henny TPed that kid

by Rxbsi April 21, 2021