Thundercunt

When a person throws a hamster at the speed of sound.

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"

by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023

Thundercunt

Verb: A derogatory term meaning to drop kick something with extreme force.

“I’m about to Thundercunt these car batteries into the ocean with the fury of a Greek god.”

by What isn’t taken August 27, 2023

Thundercunt

(Verb) To throw or hit; launch, something or someone with such force that the impact sounds like thunder.

Leonidas Thundercunted the guy of a cliff!

by Archaiks August 28, 2023

Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023

Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor

I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.

by anonymous September 2, 2023

Thundercunt

(Verb)

To throw an object at higher velocities that aren’t even able to be recorded by human devices. Said object may move faster than the speed to light.

“I’m going to thundercunt my dumbass hamster against a wall”

by namtsur September 6, 2023

Thundercunt

1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.

Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.

by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023