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Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.
Hey guys let's play thundercunt!
by Ollielufc June 25, 2018
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thundercunt

adam is indeed a thundercunt lol
by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018
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Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard
Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”
by Goji1954 October 5, 2025
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thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!
You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt
by Roscopico May 13, 2015
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Thundercunt

(Verb) To throw or hit; launch, something or someone with such force that the impact sounds like thunder.
by Archaiks August 28, 2023
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