thiefster

Person who steals fifa World Cup cards

Jero, you are such thiefster!!

by Marcothecreator May 17, 2018

Thieftoe

stealing something worthless or with no value

bro stop being a Thieftoe that broken stove will do nothing

by ToenailThief April 11, 2019

Thillan

A shy and attractive human being that is found attractive by a large amount of people but only talks to close friends.

“That guy over there is such a thillan”

by Jessththicca October 15, 2020

Word Thief

Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.

That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!

by William King II October 3, 2008

cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.

Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."

by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010

Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.

Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness

by toomanydavids April 26, 2015

Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021