christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

looking for presents

term used by the union when walking around mitchell (normally at night).

the term looking for presents was created by union member Justin

what should we do? lets go looking for presents

by little cactus November 10, 2003

dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

Ukrainian present

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone

"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.

by Matt Shim March 22, 2009

The Past Is Present

The best hardcore metal band on Staten Island!

I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!

by Double V October 23, 2006

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010