Hanging a wire

A term for when a man urinates.

Never touch a man when he is hanging a wire.

by jacknut January 25, 2012

wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

by wanderer September 11, 2003

Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

by nic915 May 3, 2011

free wired

when u free to be yourself and wild out.. and stay wired all night to party, stay online...

and stay connected with the cherrybomber on cherrytree

all family still together

I'm free wired

Far East Movement was free wired.

by aforada May 23, 2010

Banjo Wire

Thin strip that holds your foreskin onto your helmet

Oh shite, I've just snapped my banjo wire

by brazenskies June 1, 2010

wired deal

When an organization solicits competitive bids for a project, but they manipulate either the requested specifications or the judging criteria such that a pre-determined "winner" was in place all along, this is known as a wired deal.

When the Wikimedia Foundation needed office space for additional workers in January 2009, even though a competitive search for leased space was conducted, the fix was in, and a wired deal made sure that Wikia, Inc. (co-founded by the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation) got the rental contract.

by The Wiki Defender September 4, 2009

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012