When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. A big ass purple boi who destroyed the avengers and are know out for revenge. He accidentally snapped his fingers listening to crab rave and destroyed people. Ant-man will "for sacrifice" go up his butt hole and expand making Thanos deader than dead.
quit being a thanos
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
Get the THANOSmug. Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 6, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.
Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.
by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off
by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019
Get the Thanosmug.