by AndiB July 10, 2020
"What the Thanos!!!????"
by febasif bewn May 20, 2019
Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
by Aura Kaze May 01, 2019
by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018
THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
by yourmumsduck March 06, 2020
A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019