Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off
by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019
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by febasif bewn May 20, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe
by The purple smurf May 6, 2020
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Get the Thanos mug.A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Originally dubbed, The Mad Titan, in the Marvel Comics, Thanos is a titan who seeks only destruction. Thanos is very intelligent, and has only one goal: To annihilate half of all life in the universe. Thanos was originally introduced in the post-credits scenes of The Guardians Of The Galaxy movie series. His daughter, Gamora, is part of the guardians of the galaxy, and was murdered by Thanos himself in Avengers: Infinity War. At the end of Avengers:Infinity War, Thanos succeeds in his plan and traps half the universe in the soul dimension, using the Infinity Gauntlet (Crafted by Eitri on the planet Nidavellir), and the 6 stones that power it (Soul, Reality, Power, Mind, Space and Time), but one stone in particular, the Soul Stone, stands out for it's power to trap half the universe within a pocket-dimension. The Soul Stone was only ever used by Thanos, using the Infinity Gauntlet, and was never seen in any other movie. The Space stone was sealed within the Tesseract (Thor Ragnarok), the Mind stone was used in the creation of Vision (Avengers: Age of Ultron), the reality stone was in the Aether (Thor: Dark World), the Power Stone in The Orb (Guardians of The Galaxy) and the time stone in The Eye of Agamotto, possessed by Doctor Strange. Thanos is thicc and has a fat, juicy cock.
by MomoIzLit May 4, 2019
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