Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.
by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019
Get the Midwestmug. A circle jerk.
CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 5, 2022
Get the Midwest meat heist ringmug. the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)
(source: am from the midwest)
ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once
by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022
Get the midwestmug. by wooollas September 4, 2021
Get the midwest cowboymug. by wendytorrance October 18, 2019
Get the Midwest Trianglemug. The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.
"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "
"You going to ask them first?"
"Nope, Midwest trespass."
"You going to ask them first?"
"Nope, Midwest trespass."
by anonymous June 12, 2025
Get the Midwest trespassmug. When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024
Get the Midwest Cicadamug.