jive penguin

Some one who talks alot of shit and uses past injuries such as a bad back to get out of playing basketball. Much like a Jive Turkey, Jive Penguin is an acceptable word, but should be usen lightly as it is the 2nd most offensive word in english

Salsa why u gotta be a Jive Penguin

by FPAH32 March 24, 2008

Jive

To give head; to orally please some one

Man, I speak jive. Do you understand it? I've been speaking it for a while, would you like to hear? *gives head*

by onemanlan September 23, 2004

jungle jive

Also known as nigger jibber, and monkey music, it is the annoying black rap music that is ghetto blasted throughout poverty strikin neighborhoods.

Turn that jungle jive off you smelly africanized alabama porch monkey.

by Deet Face December 9, 2007

Jive-ass

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010

Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

jive talkin'

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

shuck and jive

A phrase no one knew was racist until Yahoo said so.

"Hey man, did you hear shuck and jive is racist?"

"Yeah. Yahoo is my homepage too, man."

by Editor9955 October 24, 2012