Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Haggy

Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.

Haggy to all on this 2nd night of Hanukkah!!!(except Shayna for doubting Ethan).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}

Aww here you ya haggis run up ma ribs ya cheese melt

by G lingo February 1, 2019

haggis

A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 20, 2018

Haggy

Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).

Haggy to my close family and friends!

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021