graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.

I can't wait till graduation day!

by its not cup! January 1, 2021

post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

leng graduate

A pretty or beautiful educated woman. Usually considered as “beauty with brains”.

Now, you’re not just pretty, but you’re a leng graduate? Congratulations.

by mandyyy . November 15, 2022

graduation

that one album Kanye West made in 2007 and has some absolute fire tracks

music guy 1: bro whats yo favourite kanye album?
music guy 2: VULTURES 2
music guy 1: you're fucking retarded it's graduation

by xpwn December 22, 2024

post-graduation blues

Commonly known as post-grad depression, this feeling consists of sadness, anxiety, hopelessness, or emptiness experienced by recent graduates due to the significant life changes and pressures of entering adulthood and the workforce.

After the excitement of graduation wore off, I found myself hit hard by post-graduation blues, feeling lost and anxious about what to do next in life.

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

But He Made Graduation

After Ye, formerly Kanye West, started becoming an absolute asshole, people who defended him said the phrase 'But He Made Graduation'

'But He Made Graduation', I shouted as they dragged me into the white room.

by COULDN'TBEME April 11, 2025

Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022