When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007
The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.
Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".
PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".
DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".
DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.
Generic kid 1: *emo tear*
Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.
Generic kid 1: *emo tear*
by LIEK HALLO December 04, 2005
by jermwash November 11, 2014
by Anillegallyblindgirl June 05, 2017
The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 08, 2010
Someone you work with who countlessly sends "go team" and "attaboy" e-mails and memos to the entire staff, without having any real teams goals or really ever attaining anything positive for the company.
"Hey Michael, stop junkin' up my inbox with your blind cheerleader emails. We haven't hit a sales goal in four months, so there's nothing to pump anyone up about...".
by WS3RD April 07, 2014