Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

swiftie

A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!

by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023

Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

Swifties

The biggest glazers to ever exist.

Swifties are really annoying.

by DillionDog September 26, 2025

Swiftie

A fan of American singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift.

''if you insult Taylor Swift in front of a swiftie, it's basically suicide!''

by Alexa plena November 25, 2022

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024