Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.

I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.

by dilary huff May 14, 2008

susan collins

A Tom Collins cocktail (gin with the piney scent of Maine, simple syrup, lemon juice, soda water) just with a float of Rohypnol on top at the end.

Nearing the end of Beach Week, Brett served a susan collins to seal the deal and get a “Yes” at the end of the party.

by M0xi3 October 6, 2018

Susan Wojcicki

The current CEO of the video sharing platform Youtube. You also can't pronounce her last name right, try it. I dare you.

Guy: I heard Youtube has double the ads now.
Other Guy: DAMN YOU SUSAN WOJCICKI!

by Psycho Doge August 23, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

by Barry_Allan_Arkin October 5, 2018

Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.

Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!

by juicysuze September 25, 2018