Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stupenagel

A clumsy or silly person.

One who is acting silly or in a ridiculous manner.

Bufoon, oaf, or otherwise worthy of ridicule.

Stop sliding down the bannister, Stupenagel, you're going to fall off and make the chicks laugh!

by kintatsu April 28, 2009

The Stupendium

The Stupendium is a British geek rapper. What this means is he is a British geek who raps, a geeky rapper who's British, A British rapper who's also a geek, a rapper who's also a geeky Brit, and someone who struggles to write his own Spotify biography in the third person. Welcome. Add my music to playlists. I mean HIS music. His. music. Yes. Add the music to playlists, listen to it, enjoy it, savour it, lick the droplets of moisture from its tantalising oh god can someone else write this for me please

Hey did you listen to the stupendium latest song?
No i have not

by The swedish guy 123 September 9, 2019

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.

Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.

by strawberrypoptartwithacherry April 21, 2011