stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Stretching Neck

An intense deep throat blow job.

Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

Man Stretch

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.

Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!

by Rollinthebluecarpet November 26, 2011

get stretched

get f*cked

me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!

by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017

money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

by Homeless Dave August 09, 2005