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stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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pube sprinkles

Wiry pubes left on a toilet seat in the ladies room.
Dammit, some mooga-beast left some two-inch pube sprinkles on the bowl again. Dude, gimme your camera phone, you gotta see this thing!
by Lisichka_75 September 21, 2005
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poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.
Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.
by hanxchelx April 23, 2009
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titty sprinkles

The act of ejaculating on a hot bitches titties.
I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
by qwerty5 October 22, 2007
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Tittie Sprinkles

noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
by Henry Gondorf April 4, 2008
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Stankle pumpkin

A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
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doughnut sprinkles

snortable colourful food substance made of mostly sugar. Made for snorting. Has an overwhelming effect on the brain.
by priddddd-stick May 2, 2006
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