Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

Harry Styles

The hottest, most talented guy in the world. 18 years old, youngest member of British/Irish boyband One Direction. Birthday: February 1, 1994. Full name: Harold Edward Styles. Harry is a total flirt, and has caught the attention of many girls (Taylor Swift and Rihanna included.) He has a tendency to like older women, like 32 year old ex girlfriend Caroline Flack. Harry enjoys being naked. He talks sooo slow, and says "So basically" about ten times a minute. Curly hair, amazing smile. Dimples. Four nipples. Harry also has a tendency to tweet completey irrelevant things. Harry has a "bromance" with fellow band-member Louis Tomlinson. Harry lived in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire before auditioning for the Xfactor, where he was put together by Simon Cowell into the group that is now called One Direction. Harry came up with the name One Direction, actually. He now lives in London with the rest of the boys. I am totally in love with Harry Styles.

Louis: Wil you marry me?
Harry: Simple, but effective.

Person1: Are you single?
Me: Yup, but you'd have to be Harry Styles to change that!!

by Harry's girl July 20, 2012

ghetto stiletto

A sharpened piece of melted plastic or metal, usually made in prisons as a makeshift weapon to stab people with. See shank

Jamal: Yo dawg, ain't you worried about getting raped by Bones?

Andre: Naw, I got my ghetto stiletto with me.

by Kiss of Ketchup September 7, 2010

Harry styles

Louis tomlinson's husband who means everything to him

Person: Have you heard of harry styles his music is just so good?

Person 2: yeah he is amazing

by Larrystylinson141 October 10, 2020

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

stiletto

1. a kind of pocket knife

2. a kind of high heel that gets narrower as it goes down

1. he stabbed the robber with his stiletto

2. she had some xepensive looking stiletto heels at the party last night

by Le One June 21, 2005

Harry styles

Baddest bitch in town. Would defenetly make you blind by his beauty. Green orbs and brown curly hair. Wears Gucci 24/7. Doesn’t give a shit. SHOULDNT CUT HIS HAIR AGAIN THAT MÒTHERFUCKER BETTER LEAVE HIS HAIR GROW BACK AGAIN. A Latin America king for some reason he tattooed si and no on his knees. Said Argentina was the best concert and has a Brasil tattoo. WE STAN A LGBT+ ACTIVIST AND BLACK LIVES MATTER SUPPORTER.

Example of a typical Harry styles answer: yeah....uhm.. I think that....well it’s kind of.... like.... important I think....uhm... yeah.... i don’t know.

by Mrs.styles04 May 3, 2019