Stipendosis

A recognised medical condition where an a person, typically an intern at a big law firm, is denied the guarantee of a stipend (pay) despite the quality of his work and the large size and revenue of the firm

Jim: Mike! It's been months since I last saw you in law school! I heard you're a big shot intern at a big corporate law firm now eh - you must be rolling in mad stacks of cash!!

Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis

Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?

Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.

Jim: what is wrong with you man

Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore

by firstclasshorrors July 13, 2021

saije

Saije is a very loyal outgoing friend she will keep all your secrets even if you spread hers she cares a lot about everyone and just wants to make people happy even though sometimes she has trouble doing that. Saije is a very beautiful girl although she needs to be reminded sometimes, she likes showing her love and effection to her family and friends. Saije is just a very awesome person to be around in general

Saije stayed up all night helping her friend:

Yea saije is a real nice.

by Everly hills November 16, 2021

Saije

Saije is a very loyal person and a great friend if you ever meet a saije don’t let her go she’s been hurt many times but a lot of times people can’t see it because she’s always trying to help others and has this amazing smile that people don’t notice she’s hurting or that somethings wrong she hates bothering people with her problems saije loves to help others and she always has the best advice plus she’s a great kisser as well saije will always be there for you no matter what she’s a great friend and an amazing girlfriend but she has trust issues and has had a rough past so if your her boyfriend or friend just love on her and always be there for her just like how she’s always there for you she also loves making other people smile even when she’s hurting like hell she gives the best hugs too

Brandon- is that your gf

Jacob- yeh she’s a saije and I love her for it
Brandon- wow what is it like having a saije as a girlfriend

Jacob- it’s unbelievable idk she’s just soo different and just cares about others even though she’s going through alot of shit

by Ethan13346 November 22, 2021

Stijn

A person with dark eyes sparkling of joy and happiness. He always looks good and likes to dress comfortably. He has lots of friends who love his certain form of laughter when he is high as a kite. Yet he is a tough dude struggling with his feelings, especially with the feeling of hunger caused by a huge emptiness in his stomach which can only be cured by an almost infinite amount of garlic sauce. Due to this rather insane craving of Stijn, he goes out at night stealing garlic sauce and sucking it straight from its container.

‘Whom has eaten our entire garlic sauce supply for it was not thee whom has eaten’

‘Stijn has feasted on our behalf’

by Floki Aursenes November 22, 2021

charles stiles

Eeyore-looking mother fucker.

Charles Stiles: charles stiles mystery diners

by The Piggles June 4, 2017

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Void stiles

This man will murder you with his killer looks.total fucking badass. And sexy as all hell.

Priest: how have you sinned
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022