Steve

A horrible father that beats his children to feel powerful because he has a tiny penis

"he is beating his kids and has a small penis. he must be a Steve"

by my dad is named steve December 17, 2018

Steve

Just an absolute cunt. Probably a bin man, fat and a coke head. People called Steve according to research are much more likely to Push a push bike to work apart from downhill due to sever laziness. What a cunt.

"Do you know that guy Steve?"

"Yeah, what a cunt that guy is

by Kjizzie March 20, 2019

On Steve

A term used to take the place of on jesus or on god. Steve is Steve, don’t ask who he is.

Peter: Yo who’s steve bro?
Theo: On steve this dude trippin, Steve is Steve.

by WifeyBeThiccy October 19, 2021

steve

main guy in minecraft

steve is mining diamonds

by 42r14n June 26, 2020

No Steve

What you say to someone when they are good at what they do, but not as good as the best.

"NO SIR! You are definitely no Steve."

by Phylomatic October 16, 2006

Stevee

A Stevee is a stunning girl with beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up the room. She's a lot of fun to be with and has big ass & big boobs. Usually a brunette who is very bright. She is a blonde. All the time. She knows how to have fun at all the right times. She's an amazing friend who will do anything for her friends. She's a very flirty person who can be a big tease sometimes. She's very sexy & seductive when it comes to guys. She can be intimidating but over all a great friend to have.

Guy: Hey look at her!
Guy 2: Who is that??
Guy 3: I want to get in her pants.
Guy 4: That's Stevee. My Girlfriend. Back Off.

by Sam_Jacksonn January 21, 2011

A Steve

Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.

Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.

by UrbanDictionaryIsAThing March 24, 2021