Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

Cherry Squeeze-it

When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.

Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.

by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

rusty squeezebox

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove

That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!

by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

Anaconda Squeeze

The act of sqeezing your opponent by wrapping them with both your arms and legs. They will be supporting your body weight as you squeeze very tightly and yell very loundly "ANACONDA SQUEEEEEEZZEE"

For more information watch Nacho Libre.

"Choncho I will defeat him with my super move" says Nacho

-jumps on opponent-

"ANACONDA SQUEEZE" Nacho yells loudly as he attempts to bring down the other wrestler.

by Khaos_aj September 24, 2009