Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022

sprite remix

bacardi razz and sprite mixed together

Hey yo mcclure pass me that sprite remix

by Nick Worland June 18, 2006

Dirty Sprite

Slang for lean, sizzurp, codein. purple drank and other street names as well.

2 oz Codeine

1 12 oz can/bottle of Sprite (bottle makes it easier to mix as far as shaking the contents)

1 or 2 grape Jolly Ranchers

I crush a Xanax bar in mine

Shake it up and pour over ice. Sip and lean.

**Intensified with loud and alcoholic beverages

It'll make you lean, look stuck, or fall asleep in public. Sip slowly!

Future - Dirty Sprite

I'm on that Pimp C. I'm on that DJ Screw. I'm on that Big Hawk I don't know what to do. Pour up a 3 or 4 my sprite so dirty fool...my bitch remind me all the time that drank 'gon kill you.

by MzPrincess August 7, 2011

Sprite Ice

The new version of Sprite that has a hint of mint in it and taste much better than the original. Unfortunatly it is only availible in other countries besides the United States.

I got my Sprite Ice from Canada.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004

sprite

an ugly/ disgusting thing or person

guy1:yo man did you see tht girl

guy2:she was sprite,almost made me puke


EXAMPLE 2

girl1:do you lik this dress on me

girl2: it looks sprite

by philip walden October 11, 2008

Sprite Sundae

When a person pours Sprite into another persons asshole

Hey can you give me a Sprite sundae

by Darksnake4 June 27, 2016

hot sprite

When a woman is riding a man during sexual intercourse, this is when his or her ejaculate drips down from her vagina and on to his testicles and and/or butthole to cause a warm tingling sensation.

...so at first i think this chick is totally peeing on me while i'm porking her. But then i realized it was just a good ol' fashioned hot sprite. Whew!

by Burt Sanchez November 25, 2009