Spontaneous

Not Senzela

Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.

by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

by squidge winkle April 18, 2019

spontaneous mammary spillage

The unintentional or conspicuous exposure of a breast or part of a breast, typically from clothing that is too loose, low-cut, or otherwise revealing, is often used humorously or euphemistically.

Right now she is mortified because of an incident involving spontaneous mammary spillage.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2025

Spontaneous Turntuption

The act of turning up unexpectedly

Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption

by Steve Brule April 2, 2015

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022