n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)
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When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.
by London86 February 10, 2013
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by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014
Get the Splitter Scuffers mug.Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."
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