When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!
by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008
White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
by Ben Smart June 17, 2008
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.
"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."
"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"
"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"
by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby May 23, 2011
Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
by Snowy88 September 08, 2007