spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

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Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

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Spanish Hot Dog

To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation

Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run

by Keef70 October 1, 2015

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Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)

...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

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