Spain is a country located in Europe. They fuckin make the best paella and is full of Garcia’s, Lopez’s, Manrique’s, De La Cruz’s, etc. They also have a wide cultural country, from raping bulls to a big black dude selling yeezys for 5$ next to the beach. They love chorizo pecante and vino blanca con qeso y joman berico. The best place in Spain is the Vasc Country, where you can relax on the beach, have a nice dinner outdoors, or get shot in the stomach by a guy wearing a mask and screaming something like “demense todo su dinero me enojo tango un arma soi de ETA”. Everyone in Spain has fat dicks and will probably not even fit through top he door.
Person 1: I went to Spain last week
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*
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However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire.
Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights.
After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting
Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!).
They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products.
They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.
However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire.
Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights.
After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting
Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!).
They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products.
They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.
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2. They have official competitions of siesta.
3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.
2. They have official competitions of siesta.
3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.
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The Government of Spain is one's alias for the Anime Roleplaying Site, Gaiaonline.com. Usually, however, he like to go by Spain.
The Government of Spain is one's alias for the Anime Roleplaying Site, Gaiaonline.com. Usually, however, he like to go by Spain.
Whoa, The Government of Spain!
Those are some kickass gold-plated, money & women filled pimpmobiles.
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