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sniff witch

coke whore; female that hordes blow; raggy looking sucked out female snorter.
That sniff witch scoffed up all my blow; anybody see Whitney lately,she looks like a full blown sniff witch
by dartwino January 12, 2007
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Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags
1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown
by Clefus June 14, 2013
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courtesy sniff

When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.
George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?

Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.
by pseudonym jr August 28, 2011
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sniff-sicle

the art or action of removing a bicycle seat(usually the quick release type) and hold it in front of you by the post like a pop-sicle and taking periodic sniffs or wofts from the seat area with the goal of smelling whatever aromas that are emitting from said seat, for the best results this usually takes place right after the seat in question has been sat on or "ridden".
the most popular smells or "flavours" are usually from a womans(pussy smell) bicycle seat but some also prefer the one from males(smegma, ball sweat) or the universal ass smell.
some are also known for the trifecta of smells which many people seem to get maximum enjoyment.
Some also consider this to be a fetish but it only seems to be popular in parts of thailand.
Angela-"hey Tom that was an awesome bike ride and its a hot day too, im all sweaty"
Tom-"I know it was awesome, and now we will be able to each enjoy eachothers sniff-sicle"
Angela-"I totally agree lets just hold them here and sniff away"
Tom-"YES LETS!
by canadianwintersaretoolong September 10, 2010
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shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.
Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.
by english cunt November 2, 2012
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Sniff check

The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.
Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.

Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.

Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!
by siscarface June 3, 2010
mugGet the Sniff checkmug.

bell sniff

to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma
that girl last night was a right bell sniff
by randy randerson November 13, 2009
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