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general smear

He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.

This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
by dailybritishbrownboy October 29, 2023
mugGet the general smearmug.

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
mugGet the Crap smearmug.

tabloid smear

A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.
Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic
by SuperMane July 6, 2016
mugGet the tabloid smearmug.

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation
by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008
mugGet the groin smearmug.

Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed
We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job
by 4skinners April 8, 2016
mugGet the Smear jobmug.

Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.
Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!
by Scattyissues88 March 2, 2017
mugGet the Bap Smearmug.

smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!
by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014
mugGet the smear testmug.

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