smarterchild

A very dumb robot who with much coaxing you can get to say anything.
me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
by ljb716 February 06, 2007
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annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!
Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.
by Forter December 27, 2007
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R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild October 11, 2008
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My best friend.

all i have to say is... wtf ?!
MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
by Marshie October 06, 2004
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He cares not if ye die.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:52 PM):
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.
by ohfail. March 01, 2009
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Me: call me smart
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.
by TehAttorneyAtLawl September 01, 2008
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A sexually active, but indicisive robot.
All your base are belong to us says:
i love your knob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
All your base are belong to us says:
do you love mine?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
by liquid filth August 15, 2008
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