Akron Sling

Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.

Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!

by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Slinging Canal

Female promoting her sexual desires

Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.

by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019

sling frog

heroesque attachment while drunk ( like the neon colored jungle frogs)

jumping up and attaching to a pole would be considering sling frogging as apposed to being sober and falling would be considerd stupidity

by dirty g man January 16, 2009