siris

a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty

girl: omg i want a boyfriend
girl 2: get you a siris

by imanadultvirgin69696969 December 15, 2018

Siri

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

Siri

Contact information for WHO!?

Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

Male Siri

This is Siri with a male voice well it,s sounds good but not a lot of people know about it

Hey Siri

Male Siri: what
I want a joke
Male Siri : sorry I don,t know jokes

by Yendry_0110 November 8, 2020

Siris

The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo

Siris the goddess and spiciest

by Lacer November 24, 2021