Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 06, 2024
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Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
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Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.
Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.
by AMDolt November 16, 2023
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Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.
Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!
by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023
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silky beaver

"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith
by I am toilet spunker March 01, 2016
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Silky Sisteow

A sister who is so small and cute, she fits in your pocket. Silky Sisteow's are normally called Alicia.
by Little Belbow July 10, 2021
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Silky bobs

Silky bobs is basically super smooth tits, Almost velvety feeling. When you squish them they feel like stress balls. To stroke them feels like touching the finest material only royals could get.
“Your silky bobs make my bum tickle
by 1mmortal_Frogz February 23, 2022
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