by Mark Schoenfelt January 14, 2008
Get the sideyard mug.The jonas sidecar is a sexual act, which technically maintains everyone's virginity promises. With a ring on his left ring finger, a guy promise-ring-fingers a girl and masturbates with their right hand. The guy ejaculates onto the bed next to the girl (sidecarring her). The act is completed by offering the girl gas money in the following manner: "I've only got a 5 and a 20. Do you have change for a 5?"
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In an act of utter randomness, Joe decided to sidebang to the KISS video rather than boring ol' headbanging.
by Kharivas December 8, 2004
Get the sidebang mug.SideburnZ, or BurnZy as some may call him, is an internet legend. He is renowed for his ability to trick anyone, especially the dumb or sexually deviant.
Whether he destroys the cyber life of an internet predator like BigJ (Classic) or he forces a paedophile into hiding amongst a river of his own tears (GameOver!), he does so with a style and comical wit that are unmatched. He is a warrior. He is an artist.
Under his hard shell lies a gentle soul that few have yet to see. A past of pain has buried the lad in a shroud of privacy. The few that are let in to see the true, real SideburnZ fall in love instantly.
And he has a great ass.
Whether he destroys the cyber life of an internet predator like BigJ (Classic) or he forces a paedophile into hiding amongst a river of his own tears (GameOver!), he does so with a style and comical wit that are unmatched. He is a warrior. He is an artist.
Under his hard shell lies a gentle soul that few have yet to see. A past of pain has buried the lad in a shroud of privacy. The few that are let in to see the true, real SideburnZ fall in love instantly.
And he has a great ass.
by SECRET ADMIRER January 25, 2005
Get the SideburnZ mug.To become sidetracked while browsing YouTube or another video site, usually resulting in forgetting why you were there in the first place and getting mired for hours in a maze of videos that are (or simply looked like they ought to be) funny or enticing.
The other night I was looking for a movie about that new helicopter, but I got completely sidebarred and before I knew it, I found myself watching Coming of Age clips and nearly three hours of my life had just disappeared.
by Decent Weasel January 21, 2009
Get the Sidebarred mug.When watching YouTube videos, "Sidebarring" is the process of becoming distracted from your original goal by watching all the unrelated videos you see in the sidebar.
by Fire-Death Squad May 4, 2016
Get the sidebaring mug.When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"
Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"
Phillip "WTF!"
Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"
Phillip "WTF!"
by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010
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