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Chamber Sickness

Physical and Mental impairment that results from working in the opressive atmosphere of the Santa Monica Chamber of Commerce for an extended period of time.
Why weren't you at work yesterday? I had a massive case of chamber sickness.
by Yawges May 28, 2010
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chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks
person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."
by eagles29 July 24, 2011
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Gollum Sickness

Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)
"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."
by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016
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facetime sickness

When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.
Jamila was giving Matthew FaceTime Sickness while running on a windy day.
by BurntClay June 11, 2018
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Boredom sickness

When Boris Johnson decides to put England on lockdown so you start to be or feel sick
Boris Johnson because of you I’m getting boredom sickness you miserable fart “
by kjbhmu March 27, 2020
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2020 sickness

no not covi d. instead a feeling of doubt and regret of the things you couldn't do in 2020. This will then be forwarded with depression and anxiety as you'll feel lost with no hope. You will find yourself looking at old pictures and old friends, wondering how everything changed so fast but don't worry because as soon as you start to think straight, you'll be a much happier person.

disclaimer: i am not trying to overshadow the horrible events of 2020 but mainly stating the feeling we all feel when we think of 2020 may have been if those events hadn't occured.
Eg.1
"I was supposed to go to Canada last May but I couldn't cause of Corona, now my parents are divorced and we can't even leave the house"

"sounds like a case of 2020 sickness"

Eg.2

"I remember how happy I was in 2019, just finished listening to the Hollywood's Bleeding album and was psyched for my Post Malone concert, now i cant fucking eat or sleep because i couldn't go and probably missed out on the time of my life"

"you must have 2020 sickness"
by The truth tellar March 2, 2021
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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022
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