Shum

It´s when you shit and cum at the same.

Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.

by PraiseTheSun202 April 8, 2020

Shumming

The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have

Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.

by YourMother0w0 June 18, 2020

Shum

When you Shit and cum at the same time

Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot

by shum_master September 22, 2019

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

by SDHit June 7, 2020

Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022