yak shaving

The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.

Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."

by sad_boi_roberto September 16, 2020

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Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

by Salmgina February 16, 2010

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shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

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Showing Brain

When a man or boy wears pants that show details of their genitalia (lines of penis head, testicles, etc.)

or

When a man or boy wears shorts that allow their scrotum or penis to fall out and be visible.

Tim walks into the gym after a run in his short-shorts, and as he is talking to his friend Bob, his sack lolls to his side. His shorts are so short everyone can see how the anabolic steroids have shrunken his testicles and penis.

Bob: Dude, get some longer shorts, you're Showing Brain to everyone.

by Real Men Don't Sparkle September 28, 2010

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