Shoelace Bears

The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.

Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.

Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!

by Scoopy_Pigeon April 5, 2011

Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.

Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

I like your shoelaces

You may or may not get this reference but if you do thank god!!
If not read the example sentence

Me:Hi I like your shoelaces

You: Thanks I stole them from the president

by The Genius (Me) May 10, 2018

jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

shooba

Spanish slang for Marijuana, used mostly in Columbia and Argentina

drop the sack ese we gotta smoke that shooba

by Joey12121 May 31, 2006

shootah

Shootah sucks... one retarded mofo

Who is a greedy mother fucker and he cheats you

and he cheats at source b/c he sucks and he is the worst empire around.

GG newb

leave LEAVE OR IMMA TELL THE ADMINS TO BAN YOU, YOU HAXOR

by infiltrate April 16, 2005

Shoelace

To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?

by Pasta Monk January 14, 2010