Sharpie Boy

A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).

Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022

Sharpie Madness

Creating madness with a sharpie and or other thick tipped pen.

On the bathroom wall is a bunch of sharpie madness written about Rockawesome.

by hallipino December 31, 2010

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Sharpie Challenge

an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.

person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .

by lemersonx January 20, 2021

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020