Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

by Splocious December 2, 2021

Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.

Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.

by P1cha3l June 16, 2018

Shant

Armenian name literally translating to “lightnint bolt”.

Wow, Shant; thats a cool name!

by HayNames November 23, 2021

Shant

An Armenian boy’s name for lightning.

I heard Shant makes a mean kabob.

by Hoparjan November 22, 2021

Shants

Pants which have holes in the knee. The leg is put through these holes instead of through the leg bottoms. This gives the effect of shorts in the front and pants in the back.

The shants were worn in the summer.

by The Shants Wearer's Girl October 1, 2007

shants

pants that are so high that they cover your chest, therefore, a shirt is optional

The woman was in such a hurry, she put on a pair of shants and skipped a shirt.

by astra22 March 6, 2011

Shant

Shit Bant which must land and be approved by the boys, otherwise it's got to go.

Poor Shant is punished by the Ministry of Shant (MoS).
MoS guidelines dictate a game of Fives must be played to determine the weakest Shant.
Shant is strictly off limits to girls, especially fat ones.
Shant can be supplied in many forms, most commonly 'Shant in a bag' (weed)

"that was good shant that"
or

"shantastic"
or
Barber's done you dirty, "yeh i know mate, absolute Shangles"
or
"Let's have some Shant"
or

"Contain the Shant"

by Lord Telf December 11, 2020