Another fuckin con.
When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?
When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?
If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.
Turn away from that trash while you still can.
Turn away from that trash while you still can.
by I hope they all burn in hell for all eternity. March 11, 2005
The very definition of retarded. Wackos who believe that aliens were ass rapped on earth and killed by a space dictator. Also practice this them selves.
man one "Dude I heard that bob is joining Scientology."
man two "yeah, better cover your ass or he'll get it."
man one "he'll pull a Tom Cruise on me?"
man two "yeah, better cover your ass or he'll get it."
man one "he'll pull a Tom Cruise on me?"
by jokemonkey2 February 10, 2007
However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.
by ShadowCreator October 4, 2007
A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.
by Zenox November 14, 2006
Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.
by jamal432523 May 27, 2009
by tom cruise you lose July 5, 2009
So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.
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by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY October 30, 2015