A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.
by SoloingMaverick March 19, 2006
A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.
Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
Omg! Tom Cruise is so stupid because of his extreme amouunt money he combusted and became a member of scientology just like michael Jacckson, when he turned rich he decided to fuck lil boys and turn white....waaa fucking hooooo yay to all of you combusted fuckers
by miamiheatonfire3 August 26, 2006
Proof that humans are so desperate to be told what to think, rather than seek and question for themselves, that they can be easily led about by someone claiming to have the answers to all of the burning questions they are too lazy to answer for themselves. Scientology is also an example of the saying, "If you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything." Intellectually-challenged individuals buy into a philosophy that makes them feel that the cause of all of their woes does not lie with them, but the human existence that they are trapped in.
In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.
In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.
"I just had someone tell me that I'm a meek "Earth native" and then said something about them being a Vorlon trapped in a human body. I'm not sure if they were from the Church of Scientology or a furry convention."
"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"
"No."
"Then they were probably a Scientologist."
"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"
"No."
"Then they were probably a Scientologist."
by Onikaze March 24, 2006
by rewqqwer July 29, 2009
A cash-driven pseudo religion that encourages it's members to dress up as 8' dogs with dreadlocks and run around in the future
by MightyScoop1 August 13, 2003
People who think L Ron Hubbard still lives in their minds, thus letting him invisibly suck their extremely tiny cocks
by scientologypenus October 23, 2008