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A fake cult;a "religion" based off of the alien God Xenu. Xenu killed his people and threw them into volcanoes on Earth. People who follow the religion are to pay the religion's leader all of their life savings. If they are told this, they apparently "blow up" even though we have told them that and they didn't blow up. It also has taken our beloved Tom Cruise because of this reason.
Scientology is fake-ass cult used to steal people's money.
by Fortniteisgay@gmail.com December 03, 2018
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A whole load of shit. It's one of very few things that Christians and Atheists can agree on. It was founded by a science FICTION WRITER. At least there are/have been some intelligent people who can defend/justify Christianity (John Lennox, William Lane Craig, C.S. Lewis, Ravi Zacharias ect) but when it comes to scientology, it's not scientific and a whole load of utter carp.
Christian: I believe god is real
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
by Fizzer205 October 27, 2020
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a bunch of fags that used to be social outcasts in the 9th grade and now beat each other ruthlessly for fun
"hey I think that man is a believer in Scientology, he likes beating people for no apparent reason."
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by piss breather 2829 April 01, 2019
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to make things needlessly complicated and upsetting
WE SCIENTOLOGY THOSE FOOLS SND EVERY ONE GOT ARRESTED FOR SQUIRRELLING!
by loki888 July 26, 2020
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