When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
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by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020
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John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023
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Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
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Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
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