Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

Schrodinger's cheater

a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met

did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater

by KateHanami April 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020

Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022