Schrodinger's Economist

A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.

John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"

by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

Schrodinger's Dax

Someone who, when offered clout, is on the side of and against everyone to try to get more clout.

"Did you see Dax dissed Ksi and then tried to hop on his album?!"

"Yeah bro, the pioneer of being a Schrodinger's Dax"

by Georga admirer eg jeff May 23, 2020

Schrodinger's Hispanic

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors

"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

by Flammenwerfer December 31, 2020

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023

Schrodinger's leftovers

When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.

That sandwich has been in the fridge since last week. It's Schrodinger's leftovers now.

by KyojinJaeger January 27, 2020

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022