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Jingley Schmidty

Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.
"Hey, do you even get off?"
--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."
by MBeezy April 21, 2006
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schmutty

A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.

Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.
Monica is so schmutty she doesn't even care if they're circumcised.
by Chrissychris February 21, 2011
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Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)
Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten
by Schmittey May 24, 2013
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schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.
Dude seriously stop schmitting !
by buschram September 1, 2016
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schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.
Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script
by JOption September 18, 2018
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Shmitty

Shitty Smith. A crappy member of the Smith family. A loud and proud ignorant person. Used in Mt. Pocono region for stupid people.
Sarcastically, Wise words shmitty!

Shmitty says its ok to bang your sister as long as you dont let it fly.
by northeastnarrator December 1, 2019
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SchmittDick

To have a highly above average size penis. Both on length and overall girth.
That guy who was streaking had a schmittdick on him.
by Bladderdam August 10, 2020
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