Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.
Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
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