Suburban Saturday

At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.

Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.

by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011

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Saturday Boy

In a polyamorous or non-monogamous relationship, a Saturday Boy is the male partner that a female partner will typically only see for a good time sporadically, such as going out on a Saturday night - especially if she has a live-in male partner during the week already.

Ah, so you're her Saturday Boy while her primary dude is chilling at home.

by OpeD January 2, 2020

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Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday

Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!

by jeniXOXO_ February 27, 2014

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Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014

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